Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can Tell: Diverse City

– by Dinah T.

Three white execs in steam room at Warner Bros. gym.

EXEC 1

I got this diversity thing down guys, I finally watched Selma AND went to see Get Out.

EXEC 2

Oh yeah? I went to see Get out, Black Panther, AND sat through my Emmy screener of Atlanta. I have been “woke,” man!

EXEC 3

(smirking)
Fuck you guys! I’m reuniting Michael B. Jordan & Ryan Coogler in a new film about the 2006 standardized test cheating scandal at Atlanta public schools! And guess who’s writing the script, losers?

EXECS 1 & 2

(sighing in unison, then in sing-song) Ava DuVernay.

EXEC 3

Plot twist! Ta-Nehisi god damned Coates! BOOM! Diversi-TAAAY!

 

Exec 3 breaks into really bad MC Hammer.

EXEC 3 (Cont’d)

You can’t touch this!

Written by: DT