Month: March 2018

Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can’t Tell: Diverse City

Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can’t Tell: Diverse City

Posted by | Mar 15, 2018 | |

Jokes Dinah Can’t Tell If She Can Tell: Diverse City – by Dinah T. Three white execs in steam room at Warner Bros. gym. EXEC 1 I got this diversity thing down guys, I finally watched Selma AND went to see Get Out. EXEC 2 Oh yeah? I went to see Get out, Black Panther, AND sat through my Emmy screener of Atlanta. I have been “woke,” man! EXEC 3 (smirking) Fuck you guys! I’m reuniting Michael B. Jordan & Ryan Coogler in a new film about the 2006 standardized test cheating scandal at Atlanta public schools! And guess...

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Never Give-Up Pope

Never Give-Up Pope

Posted by | Mar 15, 2018 | |

Originally published March 13, 2013 Never Give-Up Pope I think the main reason I was not elected pope is that I couldn’t pull off the hat. My aversion to celibacy and not being Catholic were a close second and...

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Quotations

“All faith is false, all faith is true. Truth is a shattered mirror strewn in myriad bits, while each believes his little bit the whole to own.”
– Sir Richard Frances Burton

“It’s been my experience that most leaps of faith are preceded by a shove.”
-Goldie, “I’m Dying Up Here.”

“Those who would trade essential liberty for a little temporary security deserve neither and will lose both.”
-Benjamin Franklin

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
-Groucho Marx